I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

well good for them....

At least someone is having sex around here.

hot

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

I did not consent

So....your face or mine?

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

cool

TIHI

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

Jesus Christ, get a room

New kink unlocked.

Mites gotta mate

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Nice.

From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"

Thank you, I hate it.

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

i can't sleep without it

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.