Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

Mites gotta mate

Thank you, I hate it.

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

well good for them....

At least someone is having sex around here.

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

hot

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

So....your face or mine?

New kink unlocked.

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

I did not consent

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

TIHI

Jesus Christ, get a room

cool

Nice.

From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"

i can't sleep without it