Happy pride month 🥰🏳️‍🌈🚗

This is what conservatives were warning us about.

Uniqlo knows that there are 4 genders:

Conservatives:

What is this woke mind virus? Up to yesterday I thought I was a man, then boom, I read something on social media and now I'm worried that I might identify as having no plans to purchase a new vehicle! My wife is still sleeping but I don't know how she's going to react if I share these feelings with her.

Hey, I just realised that there's already a word for mind virus, and it is MEME!

I'd better confiscate my kid's phones immediately. Man, they're going to be pissed. I mean, person who has no plans to purchase a vehicle, they're going to be pissed. Wait, THEY have no plans to purchase a vehicle! Neither does my wife! My whole family! I'd better vote for the most insane right winger who promises to ban the Internet!

What about AIHNPtPaNVaB (Assigned I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle at birth)?

How about Your Car's Extended Warranty?

I think I'll choose "I have no plans to purchase from you specifically"

So this is how I find out that I'm a gender / sexual minority. Life is just full of surprises.

My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.

I miss elfpack and being able to set your gender to purple tentacle monster.

I'm not scared of you. I bought a new van today.