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[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

I lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

This better not be a euphemism

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

It's not. (:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

wtf he looks sooooo yellow and smelly (I love him)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you're so yellow!

And ridiculously mellow!

I must say, there's no fellow,

Quite as stinky as you are!

But my boy, there is no place

Where you could not show your dumb face

And the people wouldn't make haste

To say: "That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!" 🎶

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025

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