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[-] [email protected] 111 points 6 days ago

Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago

Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it’s disturbing to see how in the last few years I’ve seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

Well, if the homophobes hate it, and the LGBT people constantly post "I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT" why should they bother anymore?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

When LGBT people say, "I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT", we're not saying please do even less. We're saying, "please back up your superficial displays with real, meaningful support". Do more, not less!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Jesus, it is the company in Portal. It is a satire

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[-] [email protected] 150 points 6 days ago

I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago

It was Cave Johnson for me.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

Cave Johnson was funnier.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

For Cave, the signoff would be:

I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I prefer the robotic announcer with the fake uplifting, soulless tone.

I'm a little surprised nobody thinks of that

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

emergency testing initiative voice from the start of P2, just for the maximum level of unpersonness

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Most accurate depiction of corpo pride month attitude.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 6 days ago

Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

No one plays Portal here? No gamers?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I'm more of a Black Mesa guy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Got it on sale!

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago

*parts of North America

[-] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago

“And then, there will be cake.”

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

There was cake, just not for you.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Some conservative is gonna see this and start a "Boycot Aperture Science" campaign.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I saw this or something similar a few years ago.

It's outdated today. Aperture is a defense contractor that wouldn't risk upsetting trump.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Ok but is that voice GLADOS or Cave Johnson?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

in my head it was the other robotic voice. I think it was used in both portal 1 and 2

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Definitely Cave Johnson. The tone is disregarding and corporate, GLaDOS would have been insulting and condescending.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

In my head it was definitely Cave.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah and now that certain companies run the risk of getting flattened into the ground by Trump, only those companies that actually gave a shit continue to support Pride.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

only those companies that actually gave a shit continue to support Pride.

By which you mean only those companies that believe appearing to give a shit will be more profitable than sucking Trump's dick continue to support Pride.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Are you telling me that there are companies out there that actually care about the LGBT for real?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'll do my own pandering thank you. With a collection of clear virtue signals, a rigorous purity filter and a crew of fanatical moderators.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You never play Portal?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Same thing happens at Christmas.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Is it just people having unrealistic expectations of what a corporation can do?

How can such an entity have empathy, its like expecting a computer algorithm to have empathy. Pure fewelishness.

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