I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc

The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

My boyfriend can do that

Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

Wait that's not how it's supposed to be?

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I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don't want to take up too much of her time

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that's neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Lots of animals unironically do this.