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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

If the other part is a dough nut, shouldn't these be dough bolts?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

In Canada Tim Hortons won a linguistic victory. These are Tim Bits

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Love eating Tim's bits

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Can confirm. I acknowledge that “donut holes” is valid, but my brain looks at this picture and says “oh, Timbits.”

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

American corporations love to divide and conquer

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Timmies has been ass for years anyway, anyone who says different is just coping. Their coffee is dogwater, their donuts are overpriced trash, all of their food is overpriced and mid even at its best. The only thing they have going for them is their marketing that has turned canadians into sleeper agents that have a Pavlovian response to the phrase "double double"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

my partner and I visited Canada last summer and went to Tim Horton's and I must say I agree with the coffee and food descriptions. I didn't try their donuts though.

I don't think I saw any of their advertising while we were there but I'm sure I wouldn't be immune

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

If you aren't canadian you might be immune, all their advertising relies on Canadian patriotism, it's literally just "Canada = Tim Hortons! Look at how Canadian™ we are! Real Canadians™ drink Tim Hortons^®^!" type shit, but I gotta admit it's worked for them so far. Tons of people have Tim's as their default coffee place just because the tim-doctrination runs deep.

Disclaimer: I do like an occasional Ice Cap

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

hell nah tim didnt invent donut holes

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Kleenex didn't invent the tissue (I assume, I didn't Google it) but now it's basically a generic term. Same goes for timbits, people still call 'em timbits when they're from other places

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Same with a weedeater. Nobody says "string trimmer".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

idk i don’t call a tissue a kleenex either tho, or a soda a coke etc

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Linguistics cares not for invention

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

Oh you mean [proprietary brand name]? Haha can you tell I'm from Canada just by how easily it is to market dumb shit to me?

It's actually the only thing i heard them called for most of my life and had never really considered how pathetic it is. The term donut hole is perfect and accurately describes the item!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Oh you mean [proprietary brand name]? Haha can you tell I'm from Canada just by how easily it is to market dumb shit to me?

This is done in the US as well, with a different brand name

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

I've never heard anyone call them "munchkins" as a generic term, personally

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

wait what are they in america? i've only ever heard them called donut holes

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

They're just donut holes as far as I know, but we have genericized trademarks like Kleenex, Jello, and Band-Aids. Depending on your region people will call soda Coke, etc etc

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

oh i see what you mean, yeah, totally

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oh hell yeah i love brand names that become ubiquitous phrases

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

You could also call them dobolts.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

a dobolt would need to have a doscrew tip and dowrench head and be long enough to fit through the two dobjects that you're affixing dogether

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Dostuds, pop a donut on either end

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Germans out here munching on their Quarkbällchen

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We don't have those in Australia. All we have is British food but even more stale

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Well you should open a place that sells them and call them like "Toppy Drops" or some other weird ass shit.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

That's a british name, australia would call them something like "friends (formerly [racial slur])"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

We do have them here, named either as donut holes, unnamed samplers or as loukoumades (or the five other different ways to say it as you move further east from Greece, but loukoumades is definitely the most common)

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

That's not true, you also have hot dogs but served on sliced bread. And uhhhh bread with sprinkles

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

in Essex they is "Gary Glitter's Treacle-coated Bollocks" init.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Donuts are fun to make, but it is a time consuming and messy process from scratch. Most days you're better off doing the Chinese-American restaurant method and tossing some Pillsbury biscuits in some oil, tossing them in sugar afterwards.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Also a great technique for campfires.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Donuts make me go nuts

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I believe the proper term is "taste-icles"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Donut Mountain Oysters

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Nah they aren't metallic enough

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