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Fitness Journey
(lemmy.world)
Why is it called a "restroom" if I'm fighting for life in here?
Temba, at rest.
1lb down already! Good work.
There's a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called "The Nutty Professor". It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.
Anyways, there's a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says "Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!"
It's meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it "10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn't engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you're going to be in life crippling debt!"
It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.
Definitely not.
The costumes cameo of multiple characters started WELL before the nutty professor. “Being other people” was part of what made Eddie Murphy so famous originally.
Coming to America is, to my recollection, the first where he plays multiple characters.
I watched Coming to America several times before watching the bloopers that play during the credits and realized he also played the white guy in the barbershop lol
Eh, that was just water weight.
Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.
I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.
That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.
Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.
Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.
I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.
Bro has already lost 7 pounds he should take the week off.
That's a half-Kouric!
If you sweat this much you probably should exercise without a shirt. The shirt will trap the moisture against you and make it feel disgusting and wet, when it’s supposed to evaporate and keep you cool !
I'll take my shirt feeling disgusting and wet, rather than have my man boobs flopping and spritzing the surrounding area with ocean (underboob) spray
Alright bud you've done your daily, see you tmrw👋😊
Every great journey begins with a massive shit.
Every great journey begins with a stop in the bathroom.
He knows what's up. Every workout should start with taking a shit. Unless you're going for a squat PB and need a little extra thrust on the way up
Drop set 💪
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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