580
Fitness Journey (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

He knows what's up. Every workout should start with taking a shit. Unless you're going for a squat PB and need a little extra thrust on the way up

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Why is it called a "restroom" if I'm fighting for life in here?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Temba, at rest.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1lb down already! Good work.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Eh, that was just water weight.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

There's a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called "The Nutty Professor". It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

Anyways, there's a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says "Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!"

It's meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it "10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn't engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you're going to be in life crippling debt!"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

Definitely not.

The costumes cameo of multiple characters started WELL before the nutty professor. “Being other people” was part of what made Eddie Murphy so famous originally.

Coming to America is, to my recollection, the first where he plays multiple characters.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I watched Coming to America several times before watching the bloopers that play during the credits and realized he also played the white guy in the barbershop lol

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.

I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Bro has already lost 7 pounds he should take the week off.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's a half-Kouric!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If you sweat this much you probably should exercise without a shirt. The shirt will trap the moisture against you and make it feel disgusting and wet, when it’s supposed to evaporate and keep you cool !

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'll take my shirt feeling disgusting and wet, rather than have my man boobs flopping and spritzing the surrounding area with ocean (underboob) spray

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Alright bud you've done your daily, see you tmrw👋😊

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Every great journey begins with a massive shit.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every great journey begins with a stop in the bathroom.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Drop set 💪

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
580 points (96.9% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

7226 readers
899 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS