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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

"ME flavored water, 15 cents!"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

"Come taste my KNEES!"

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

I’m getting too old to understand the mentality of this shit anymore.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

It's just sex sells with extra steps, nothing particularly new.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I'm surprised you can't buy celebrity cum.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It's a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

You'd be surprised. Friend of mine dated a girl with a Danny Davito shrine

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i dont usually say this but these people are really needing to get laid arent they

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

I feel bad for people who grew up with cameras on them every second of their existence. Most of the shit I did in my 20s would ruin someone's life now. I love Gen Z. They're more "square" but, gestures at everything.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

So it'll be Boomers, Gen X and older Millennials who have the money for this...

Funny to assume this is purely a young people consumption.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago

I’ve never understood why people want the excrement from attractive people. Regardless of where it came from, it’s still excrement.

(I’m considering gray water as excrement.)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I've never heard anyone describe dead skin cells as excrement. I try not to be a prescriptivist, but I'm not sure grey water is a legitimate usage.

I don't understand it either, but using a word that most often means "fecal matter" tends to make things less attractive.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I don’t know if you meant you weren’t sure bath water counts as gray water, but just in case, it does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greywater

But excrement means any waste matter discharged from the body (especially, but not exclusively, fecal matter).

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/excrement

So yeah, someone’s bath water is both excrement and gray water. But I’m not really talking about just bath water. I’ve seen someone buy a water bottle after a voice actress spit in it. And I know that people have bought celebrities’ shits too. So yeah, I meant more along the lines of any biowaste.

To each their own, I’m just saying I’ve never understood it. It’s gotta be some fetish thing that I just don’t have. I collect autographs, but I’d be pretty upset if they spit on it too.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

I would be surprised if it's really her gray water. Usually such stuff is considered as a biohazard

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

This, I don't think you can sell your excrement and all similar products are just fake.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Fecal transplanters do (though I think many are just giving it away.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

looks like the gamer girl one before her just paved the way for this kind of product.

the internet does connect people in interesting ways.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

The shamelessness of it all, on both ends of course, is just astonishing. What's wrong with y'all?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

She knows how thirsty her fans are & just wants to help

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

"Cool way to have a conversation with the audience"
My sister in Christ, I'm not an Elcor

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Funny you should mention Christ, because he asked us to eat his body and drink his blood when we want to talk to him

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That's almost certainly some Roman pagan/polytheist addition, NGL. In those few verses you also get Jesus and the disciples singing hymns and Jesus talking about his resurrection... :/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Idk about that, the Roman establishment thought the cannibal angle was kind of fucked up and specifically called it out. Don't forget that Judaism itself has relatively recently split from the Canaanite/Phoenician/Baalism rituals.

Speaking of which, guess what connects Carthage's ritual sacrifice of ruling class infants and the story of Abraham?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

The crazy thing about this story is that people will look at this and think there is something wrong with her.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

If someone paid even a few cents for my bathwater, hell yeah I would sell it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Well, they're still right even though there's also something wrong with the people purchasing it as well.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And what is her fault? She likes getting money for nothing?

Maybe she should just be polite, agreeable, and allow gooners their fantasies of possessing her free of charge. That worked so well for Marylin Monroe.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

She's already a multimillionaire and one of the hottest actresses in the world right now. Trust me, I'm usually more than happy to dunk on incels, but this is kind of manipulative.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So dignity and self-respect are so debased to you that they're considered "nothing" at this point?

I'm old enough to remember when people were called sellouts for doing things much more dignified than this.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Literally yes, dignity is dead and people act like your an idiot if you disagree

[-] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Everyone thinks of nothing but fame, power, and $$$$ at any cost and then they wonder why everything is such shit.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's some inventive title creation. Does Sydney know about this?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What's next, onlyfans?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I never thought of her to be like this. I had some respect for her.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

What's not to respect? Get that bag girl.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Right? I was gonna say, what's wrong with that? I don't find sex work demeaning so this is peanuts in comparison.

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