Honestly, if Ted Cruz said something nice about me, it'd just make me feel dirty.
And we're talking full on "covered in the slime of a putrid and somehow racist land slug" levels of dirty.
Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit
And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American
Non-fisting-enthusiast American here. I concur.
Will no one think of the billionaires?
don't throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It's the only environmentally friendly thing to do.
Eat the rich!
Don't eat junkfood...
I'm telling ya, compost and eat the veggies.
When I think of who belongs in jail.
I think of the billionaires.
Saw the stream of this and I lol'd so hard
Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.
elon musk is a nazi, so naturally ted cruz lives to kiss his ass.
He thinks Americans should express gratitude to Musk? For doing what, exactly?
not dropping a Starship on them?
Wait until you hear the shit Trump says about your dad and your wife, Ted, being so concerned with mean people and all.
Musk cos played as a politician so he could lift sanctions and policies in the way of his companies. Now that he's done that he'll go back forcing himself on his secretaries
Ted Cruz looks like his soul left his body long ago, and now he’s just a skeleton wearing a skin bag exclusively saying things nobody with a soul ever could or would.
I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like him in the news
I do not like his stupid words
That spew from him like verbal turds
I pray to hear the day he dies
For once, a good, Ted Cruz surprise
What a wanker!
Oh suck it up you soft cock Nazi wannabe, can't have this ketamine addled fuckwit harping on about empathy being a weakness and at the same time ask people to be polite to him for being a shitstain on humanity
He thinks we should be nice to Elon but he has no problem with people like Trump calling his wife ugly.
I don't think people are nasty enough to him. Until he's a fucking hermit, too ashamed to show his face in public again because he knows everyone despises him, we need to be nastier.
The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.
They will have to worry, though.
Fled Cruz is about the only person more deserving of nastiness.
This really seems like the Onion
He made a nazi salute, dumb skull.
I'm not sure Ted has a problem with that
We know he doesn’t have a problem with that, he also doesn’t have a problem with an insurrection
Nah bruh, he should just kill himself.
Listen, I'll gladly stop being nasty to Elon Musk. Just as soon as he kills himself.
The sleazy used car sales man stands up for a car company CEO.
This checks out
This guy is absolutely desperate for a friend who might be able to help him politically. Anyone to get him on tv. He’s like a scab that prople keep picking. Loathesome human.
Not a chance Rafael. You and the muskrat need to go the way of the dodo. Eaten to extinction.
Fuck you, Elon
And fuck you too, Ted
Let me consider this. I've considered this, go fuck yourself.
Can we just slaughter these people already? Take what they own and redistribute the wealth?
Fuck you Rafael Cruz and Elon Musk
Ticking the "nasty to elon musk" dial up every time I hear this.
another FOREIGN NATIONAL coming here and telling TRUE AMERICANS how to act
Pretty pretty please be nice to poor little billionaire, PLEASE!
I would tell this asshat to go back to Alberta, where he was born, but I would not wish such harm on Canadians.
So instead, I will link a now somewhat out of date, but otherwise fairly comphrensive youtube video explaining how shitty this guy is.
Renegade Cut - Nobody Likes Ted Cruz
He is a slimy worm who believes in nothing, but just appoints himself the mouthpiece of the whatever the crazy republican flavor of this particular election season is.
Why hasn't this shitstick been deported yet? And why is Rubio still here also?
Is this the snowflake I have been hearing so much about? Why does he look like he is about to cry?
No
Fine then I am going to be even nastier to fElon.
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