How I read in my dreams:

What a sweet old lady! Love tuxies too

Kurzgesagt is my go to. I love the art and the style of narration

Also insects are hexapods which belong to the class insecta and appeared roughly 411 million years ago. Shrimp and lobsters are decapods which predate insects. I don't know who started this meme about shrimp and lobsters being insects but it is factually incorrect. They're not the same thing just because they belong in the same massive phylum

That's like saying whales are giraffes because they're in the order artiodactyla

I've heard good things about Signal, maybe try that?

Regulations that ensure my food is safe to eat and a government preventing me from eating a type of food even if it is safe to eat are two entirely different things and I'm pretty sure you knew that before trying to make a witty false equivalence

"MUH FREEZE PEACH!"

I lol'd. Thank you

I remember the days where you either did what Nintendon't or you were green or blue

Good ol' dayz

Is there a backstory behind this? Because I feel like there's a backstory behind this

Oh Jesus Kiwifarms. I remember watching a video documentary about that site. If you think normal trolls are bad they are the worst of the worst. Haven't they been responsible for multiple suicides too? I think they have. If I ran a site I'd ban 'em too, sorry not sorry

All I see is people fighting and killing people over fictitious books