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[-] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I'm a school bus driver and I love to be tailgated ... because I can't even see a fucking car when it does this. I don't know what these dipshits imagine they're accomplishing.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago

Why the hell is speeding so normalized?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This.

I drive by the limit, and every time I say this a bunch of folks jumps in saying I am the problem when I stop my lane and poor poor speeders have to adapt and not crash into each other.

Speed limits are there for a reason. Speeders love to say shit like "they're outdated", but this is also wrong, they are up to date with vehicles on the road.

Drive. By. The. Damn. Limit. Those who installed them are more informed than you about risks and dangers on this track, and no, your car brakes are not as good as you think they are (and also there's likely someone behind you with worse ones).

[-] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

And why the hell is effectively running stop signs and red lights so normalized too?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I haven't seen this in Sweden, while speeding is fairly common.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The closer you get the slower I drive

Edit: in the right lane. I ain't no fucking hammer lane cruiser

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 22 hours ago

I've had people tailgate me in the right lane for miles before deciding to pass, even with a completely open left lane. And it's usually a pickup.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

most people are brain dead cruise control zombies. i stay as far away from all cars on the highway as possible.

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[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago

Easy fix, go 10 mph under. If they are still a dick, keep slowing down

[-] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago

I've had a much easier life following a super easy rule for highways:

Left lane: Passing/Fast

Middle lane: Cruising

Right lane: Exit/Slow

If I'm in the left lane doing 110 MPH and there's a pickup truck right on my ass, I'll signal and go middle lane and just cruise for a bit.

9 times out of 10, I'll see that exact same pickup or other car on the right shoulder with a state trooper writing him up.

It's happened so often in my life, it's made me believe in "instant karma". Just let them pass.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago

"Never be the fastest car on the highway" is a pretty good rule for avoiding state troopers.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

What catches the trooper's eye and gets you pulled over is doing all those lane changes if you want to be the fastest. That's what is unsafe. Otherwise, they aren't too concerned about the actual speed as long as the traffic is flowing smoothly.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

"Or the stolen vehicle with no plates and a trail of illicit drug smoke, dragging a gas station hose, shooting a firearm out the bloody windows, while your hostage is screaming."

But that's not as concise.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah, you still good bro as long as you are moving smoothly with the traffic.

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Had one doing that while I was going the same speed as the 10 cars in front of me on the highway during traffic time. He was flashing his lights and when there was an opening on my right he changed lane and then I saw... The guy was in a full size truck and was pulling a 20' trailer and was trying to pass me on the right and squeeze between me and the car in front of me so he would have been stuck behind them instead. I didn't give him enough space, he got back behind me even more angry than before and 3km later reached his exit so he wouldn't have saved a single second if I had let him through.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

I do not miss driving. Public transit forever.

But when I did drive, after my reckless youth, I'd usually just chill in the right lane. I don't care. Fly by at 120mph. I'll be here going with the flow of traffic, or about the speed limit if I'm alone.

I do remember one time in the suburbs when I was visiting my parents, I was driving to the grocery store. It's a short drive (because it's the suburbs, you can't safely walk to the supermarket), no highways. About 10 minutes to get there from driveway to parking lot. Some guy behind me started absolutely losing his shit, screaming, and passed me dangerously by driving onto the shoulder. He pulled into the same parking lot. I parked well away from him because I didn't want to deal with crazy.

I'm not good at math, but if the entire trip was about 10 minutes, I feel like the time difference between me going about the speed limit and me speeding is, at most, what, 2 minutes? 5 minutes? The guy probably took more than 5 minutes off his life being so angry.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

It's a short drive (because it's the suburbs, you can't safely walk to the supermarket)

It's funny that suburbs get touted as safer, but you can't even expect your kid to walk to the supermarket alone until they are well into their teen years. Usually because it's over a mile away and across a state highway (and likely one without any nearby crosswalks, either).

It's like pedestrian safety isn't considered safety at all.

Sure, it's safe enough for a young kid to walk or ride their bike around their cul de sac, sure...but it gets exponentially less safe the further you travel out from there...and that's where their friends and everything else are..

My childhood home was 1.2 miles away and across such a state highway from literally anything. No sidewalks or crosswalks along the entire path.

I could walk to a bus stop without crossing a state highway, but I'd be walking along it with no sidewalk for most of it...and after 5.5 miles, I'd get to the bus stop. And I did do that a couple times in the summer before I got my license, to get to work.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you are on any U.S. highway, there is always someone who thinks the ideal speed limit is 10 mph faster than whatever the speed of traffic is in the left lane. They will tailgate you until you change lanes to let them pass, causing everyone in the lane to the right to adjust to the change in traffic, and then repeat the process for every car in front of them, or they will attempt to pass you on the right, creating dangerous traffic situations. Best of all, this person genuinely believes that, "If everyone drove like me, there would be no traffic."

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