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Dick out for Harambe (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Today is the anniversary of his death.

Rest in Peace, Harambe.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Time traveller: saves Harambe

Society:

Bernie Sanders inaurguation (2016)

Fall of Vladimir Putin (2017)

Fall of Viktor Orbán (2017-2018)

Fall of the Dominionist cabal (2019)

Imprisonment of big tech leaders (2021)

Alexandra Ocassio Cortez inauguration (2024)

Suicide of Curtis Yarvin (2025)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Successful assassination of Donald Trump (2024)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Would it be needed then?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Always welcome

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No no, it started with Nixon, then accelerated with Regan. Harambe's death was an early warning sign.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

True, everything since Harambe's death happened after Harambe's death.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And you know what?! That dumb kid is around here on the internet somewhere. He knows what he did but he hides behind anonymity so he doesn't have to face the world he destroyed. You know who you are and you know what you did!

Edit: /s we are in a world so crazy that the obviouw have to be said.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Harambe wouldn't want you to rail on the kid.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

All kids are dumb

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not all kids are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. That's a special kind of dumb.

Have you ever had to care for 3-year-olds? I'd argue that probably more than 80% of 3 year olds are "climb into an animal enclosure at the zoo" dumb. And honestly, for the 20% you don't have to worry about, it's not intelligence that keeps them out, it's other personality traits or physical abilities.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That is true!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wish people would remember that the real crux was lincoln's assassination. Everything since has been downhill, for america at least. Can you imagine if the traitors had actually been hanged? No jim crow laws? No fucking bullshit...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

"How did the world end, Grandpa?"

"Well, it all started with this fucking gorilla."

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Grandpa, why is your dick out?"

"Well, to answer that we have to go back to 2016..."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

So I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. "Dicks out for Harambe," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, I had my dick out, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any zippers then, because of the tariffs. The only thing you could get were those shitty button fly pants.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

It really has just been a parade of shit sandwiches since then.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

And giant douchebags...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I'm laying here in bed in Harambe's home town of Cincinnati with nothing on but a T-shirt and a blanket on my chest. My dick's out. RIP.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

You know what released shortly after Harambe being shot? Tiktok.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I know that was a meme for awhile, but was it really THAT big of a story?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No. Bowie's death months earlier was a far bigger deal, and vastly more likely the cause of the unraveling of the fabric of reality.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Bowie and Harambe sitting in heaven watching shit happen on Earth

Bowie: “Things are starting to get serious down there, aren’t they?”

Harambe: “I no longer concern myself with ants.”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Don't leave out Prince.... That was a rough year

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thankfully no one was hurt.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

So the key to fixing timeline is something to do with gorillas?

To shreds you say?

(Instructions unclear, accidentally went back in time and deleted all gorillas from existence... 😬)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Everything since has been fun and exciting, and we can't wait to kill Harambe and go again? Interesting viewpoint...

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