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I told him I didn't believe in magic
Then he got really mad, red & nude; and turned my butthole into an interdimensional portal so he could shit my pants
Until now it was a mystery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqkKbwvD1U
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Eating raw onions, apples, peaches or any dairy
Aw, shit! Maybe it's because I'm so constipated that I rarely poop. He! Wants! More! Poop!!
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I'm sorry about eating too much fast food this week mr wizard, I promise I'll eat more fibre from now on.
Drank a lot of coffee with breakfast
I didn't know it was his retirement poop I was making off with, during one of my hare-brained get-rich-quick schemes
@[email protected] they're ruining your reputation
I took a poop.
I usually leave 'em behind, pro tip (the wizard is not mad at me)
points at character sheet where I have 2 levels in Poop Thief
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