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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I told him I didn't believe in magic

Then he got really mad, red & nude; and turned my butthole into an interdimensional portal so he could shit my pants

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Eating raw onions, apples, peaches or any dairy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry about eating too much fast food this week mr wizard, I promise I'll eat more fibre from now on.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Aw, shit! Maybe it's because I'm so constipated that I rarely poop. He! Wants! More! Poop!!

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I didn't know it was his retirement poop I was making off with, during one of my hare-brained get-rich-quick schemes

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Drank a lot of coffee with breakfast

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points at character sheet where I have 2 levels in Poop Thief

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I usually leave 'em behind, pro tip (the wizard is not mad at me)

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