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Scooby Don't
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Damn, Velma has been working out.
How fucking strong is Velma?!
She's been opening a lot of pickle jars
Lots of nights being a wing woman up front with shaggy while fred and daphne did it in the back of the van.
What do you expect? Spending thisuch time around the strongest being in the universe, some of it leaks to others
That's not an immediately lethal injury, I don't know why they show him dead in the last panel. There's not enough major arteries going through the face tissue for someone to immediately bleed out, and there have been many, many stories of people suffering partial face and/or scalp degloving and surviving, sometimes with only minor disfigurement if the blood vessels can be salvaged/reconnected in time.
If that fucking cop could do his job instead of acting like a hysterical child, he could get the guy to medical care and they may be able to reattach his face. It's not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.
Likely he could sue Velma and the gang and get a share of what I assume to be years and years of reward money, or stolen criminal loot they've acquired. Why else would they "solve mysteries" for so many years?
Yes, I do overthink things.
You're under-thinking this. Cops don't help people during medical emergencies. They're trained to stand there and let people bleed out and die in front of them rather than lifting a finger to help. Also, I'm pretty sure if the mystery gang does get any reward money, Shaggy just smokes it all away.
perhaps they aren't dead. perhaps they lost consciousness due to blood loss or shock.
or maybe the pain was too great and they passed out.
you may over think things, but not enough 🙃
Also, small town cops are probably not used to seeing someone getting their face ripped of in front of them.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I don’t know why
Just for dramatic effect lol
It’s not even totally severed, this dude could make a full recovery if they can keep him from going into shock and dying later.
You're forgetting that there is a large dog in the scene, who has just been presented a piece of fresh meat.
Man you must be fun at parties
On the topic of cursed Scooby doo, I once seen a shirt for sale at a dodgy market depicting Scooby Doo banging a bent over naked Daphne.
That image has been seared into my mind for about 15 years.
Oh, wow, how terrible. Just terrible.
A market, you say...Which market? Do you think it'll still be there?
I remember that shitty gif going around flipphones back in about '08
Lol I wonder if we're thinking of the same thing. I never knew of it as a GIF!
I'll never forget that image, it's gotta be the same lol. I never knew it was a shirt!
Jinkies! She's stronger than she looks! 😱
That sweater is hiding a gym bod that would make Arnold jelly. Shame she skips leg day though.
So under the mask he was a guy with no skin all along!
Skeletor!
Wasn't this an SNL skit? Did SNL steal this?
I think everyone has made this joke
Robot chicken too
And futurama
The Jake Gyllenhaal + Sabrina Carpenter skit was awesome
Is Scooby gagging in the last panel or taking a drink?
Licking the blood
The demon craves blood.
Great title
Nice, I thought it was gonna be Papa Meat's.
3rd panel would sound more like, "nai thace! ortha latha god, nai thace!"
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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