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Anon takes up microdosing
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He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.
I thought this meme was made because of this post? I've certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of "immune strenghtening exercises", meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
Vaccines are immune strengthening exercises ...
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
A magical place
Darwin was right
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
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The writing is too coherent, it's 4chan stupid role play.
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I'm sure.
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Reminds me of this:
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
A tale as old as time
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
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I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite
Lead most likely.
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This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
Democracy? We don't directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect "representatives".
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Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
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