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[-] [email protected] 131 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

A tale as old as time

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

He'd get faster results from eating really old watches.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.

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[-] [email protected] 183 points 6 days ago

These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 6 days ago

Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

he's just like me fr

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

She's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago

The writing is too coherent, it's 4chan stupid role play.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago

Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I'm sure.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

He should get her number to help her update. She'd probably be grateful.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Because she's not a full gallon.

[-] [email protected] 93 points 6 days ago

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago

I wonder what crayon flavor is his favorite

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Lead most likely.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago

This is why democracy is doomed to failure.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

what's the alternative? I'm actually curious

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

A good education system with good funding.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Anon wins the greentext of the month prize.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

I dispute, there is no green in the greentext.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something

Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This guy thinking real life works by rpg rules where blocking or being hit slowly raises your defense stat.

If this idiot had gone from... a .22 pellet ... skipped over .22short, skipped over .22lr... and gone to .223?

Thats a fucking necked, rifle cartidge.

Something like 15x the energy in ft-lbs or joules than a .22 short.

He would have blown a good chunk of his leg off.

... Anybody ever see photos of the aftermath of when a SWAT squad is stacked up prior to a door breach, and one of em accidentally fires a round into the back of their buddy's knee?

You lose your fucking leg, amputated at the knee.

I could find and NSFW spoiler post the images I've seen, but I do not want to look up nor see that shit again.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure, about what he voted.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

The brain worm commands an offering of lead.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.

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