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[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I hear a ice cream van go around my neighborhood but I don't know where the truck stops, pain

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Hot cookies and cocoa

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

A good ice cream truck drives all year round. Because it sells weed.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Deep fried ice cream is a thing.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I had it once 13 years ago! And still remember it. Would deffo have it again

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Please don't give them any ideas. That 20 second MIDI track they play over and over again as loudly as possible is like fingernails on the chalkboard to my misophonia.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The elotes and chicharrones man who bicycles by my work several times a day has a horn like this. It’s kinda fun.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I don't like the sound of fermented cabbage either.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Kids going to be running out on the ice to chase a truck full of boiling water lol. I say do it only the strongest will survive

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The truck is also full of flammable liquid!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

This guy clearly hasn't heard of the ice cream wars

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Whatever happened to the Swiss dogs with the barrel of liquor around their necks?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

they were too drunk to procreate and went extinct

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

sometimes it bums me out lemmy doesn't have many users cus this is peak humour

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Quality > Quantity

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Insulation is insulation, it can keep something hot as much as it can keep something cold. And a refrigeration system reversed becomes a heat pump. Would cost next to nothing to make something like this happen from a mechanical standpoint.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

While that's true regarding insulation, the degradation of materials might be different at different temperatures. It might not be an issue as I have no idea what the materials in an ice cream truck are, but if you want to maintain a hot beverage-temperature, several types of paint, treatments, walls and floors might fail over time.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

When I was a boy, there was a little hole in the wall ice cream spot... It was LITERALLY a window/counter in a wall. In the winter months, that window sold pizza slices. This is the way.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And Glühwein or other hot adult drinks.

Any hot or warm snacks might go a long ways, too.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What's wrong with ice cream in Winter anyway? It doesn't melt as fast either.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

When I actually lived in cold climates, I almost always purchased my ice cream to consume during the winter months. During the summer months I was more likely to purchase a peach smoothie or some other summer fruit that I can't get outside of summer and early autumn.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This is the way. I swear when it's hot out the dairy curdles in my stomach.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I hate the cold. I hate being cold. It is so painful.

But I will still occasionally have ice cream when the weather is cold. Delicious pain.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My first thought was "hey, I'm down for that!" and churros and a ton of other things. But ultimately you're right. I'm still down for ice cream while it's snowing.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Part of the reason people eat cold stuff during summer is to cool off

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I used to live near an ice cream shop that switched over to doing doughnuts and cookies in the winter

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Went on a Christmas light tour in Brooklyn and they had plenty of cocoa trucks.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

One ice cream truck around here does hot waffles when the weather is cold.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Our local ice creamery is up for best ice cream in the country, They serve ice cream year round, but have excellent cocoa in the winter to draw in everyone, super expensive handmade marshmallows, etc.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Have you seen the prices for coffee and cocoa beans? Ever heard about a climate shitshow we're participating in? You won't be able to afford a cup of cocoa. And those trucks are not armoured enough to defend themselves from the cocoa robbers.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I did a quick search and got this:

https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/cocoa

Cocoa futures traded around $10,280 per tonne, their lowest in over a week and down from recent 3-1/2-month highs of $10,932 per tonne, on some profit-taking and amid expectations for favorable rain in West Africa.

so around $1.03 for 100 grams.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It looks like I recalled something wrong...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Or maybe you’re prescient. Roving bands of cocoa robbers who surround armored ice cream trucks is a plausible dystopian scenario in the US, and now I’ll be disappointed if I don’t get to see it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The problem with cocoa isn't really global warming. It has been consistently dying because of a plague, that is well adapted to the same weather as cocoa.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Perhaps the solution would be a genetically engineered yeast that secretes theobromine and can be grown in vats anywhere. In a decade or two, that may be the only economically viable source of chocolate, and a few decades later, there may be nobody left who remembers the difference.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

There's some evidence that just plain-old genetic diversity solves the problem quite finely. But one one variety of cocoa has been manipulated into the hugely productive plants we expect them to be.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There was a recent thread about normal daytime sounds that would be scary at 2am - the best one was the ice cream wagon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure the licensing for preparing food and drink is more involved than just selling prepackaged ice cream bars.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The ice cream truck here in IB, CA, US, runs every day of the year. They serve nachos on Saturday and Sunday.

Might be because we never have temperatures lower than 4° C overnight in February and early March, and we never see temperatures above 30° C at the peak of summer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My regular Saturday morning walk along the Mersey had a hot chocolate van by a lake just before the final stretch. Often the ice cream van was also still there even when it was cold.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It was raining yesterday and my local icecream van was out there cranking around like a champ, they don't give a shit if it's raining or sunny, you'll get your icecream.

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