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[-] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago

As my ex would say, "you're pretty when you don't talk."

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

My older sister used to tell me I was funny ..... funny looking

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

My girlfriend says that about me. I'm an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago

In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

High adventure that's beyond compare?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

The guy at table six wants an eggless omelette.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But, no really

There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Haha I emailed a company one time because I really just wanted a bag of their gummies. They ended up making me like a 5 lbs bag haha

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Legends. That's how you get good PR

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them..

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I was thinking, I've had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Don't think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can't taste that there's weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Buddy it's pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant "edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them" since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah when i see that, i just assume bot..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It isn't exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It's kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I've had, though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that'd probably replicate the flavour without effects

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

CBD edibles?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

But but vodka tastes like ass, don't it?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama's teat.

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