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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

She sends it to me every time she has that conversation. It's how I know new girls have started working with her.

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[-] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago

So is your wife single?

I also choose this guy's wife.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I’ll get in line behind you.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Can you ask her just to be sure?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

She says go poach your own unicorn.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Fack! Thanks for asking!

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago

One can't judge a relationship on an image alone but… there's a few redflags on this one. I hope for you they're false alarms.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Those are the red flags I need.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Those are checkpoints.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

Asked a guy I was on a date with if he liked Lego, and he straight-up laughed in my face and said "No, I'm not 7."

There are no single openly nerdy dudes in my area. Makes me sad.

(well, it actually makes me happy that cool people have successfully escaped this hellhole of a town and are probably living much happier & more fulfilling life)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

You'll find someone. Might require a bit of a car trip, but you'll find someone.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

The hardest trouble in nerd dating is finding the nerd

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That's because we hide in our pillowforts

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

That sucks. Meanwhile as a guy, I haven’t found that nerdy girl yet either. But those matches do happen. My coworker is a giant nerd. LEGO, movies, gaming, the works. She just moved in with an equally nerdy guy. She gave him the LEGO LOTR Barad-dur for his birthday laat month and they built it together. He gives her LEGO botanical sets.

Gotta love LEGO couples :D

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

In no way does anyone that must be dragged out of the house have "golden retriever energy"

But I'm still happy for them

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I may not fit all aspects of the meme, but enough of it is on point that it's accurate for her.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's not about you, it's about the meme itself. The meme says she needs to drag her man out for dates but that he has golden retriever energy.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let he who isn't cringe cast the first stone

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

There's a certain threshold at which it becomes too cringe. Balancing it is the key.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I'm not a fan of judging/shaming others for their hobbies/interests, so it always makes me a bit sad when the defense mechanism is to try to flip the aggression on the other side, trying to shame the "normie" interests.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, it's the aggressive tone and the GIANT anime picture "edgy" that cringes me a bit, + the "Karen" + the "your man cheats on you", as if us nerds don't cheat (which to be fair, might be a bit true, but there are a lot of exceptions)

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

If you're not cringe about your spouse you're missing out.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Holy fucking cringe

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

why does someone try to shame your wife for something that you do, what kind of fucked up people does your wive interact with

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Hollow Night

All credibility lost.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Nah. My wife also tries to remember the games I play and sometimes almost succeeds like this. This is close enough from a non-gamer wife

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Also my wife didn't make the meme she just has the meme saved

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

You let "Legos" pass but this was the final straw?!?

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

golden retriever

cat boy

Hmm

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Look man, no one said the meme was perfect.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Golden retriever ENERGY

An important distinction.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Lol I love being poly. I love watching people freak out when I tell them my love has a date. "OMG what if they leave you???"

I mean... I'm getting laid plenty myself and if that's what they need then I want it for them. That said, I love her so much, I'm pretty comfortable sharing and everyone wins.

You can hear the gears grind 😌

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

This is one of those "a fish trying to understand a horse" situations, but as long as there's consent all around and everyone's happy; GLHF.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I'm glad you guys are happy, but I'd want the foundation for trust to be my dedication to my partner, rather than my lack of ambition to socialize irl. -Ideally, and obviously things are rarely ideal.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Where can I get a girlfriend/wife like that?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Asking the same question, I have no idea how to meet new people.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I cannot stand the “work wife” shit.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What adult cares what another adults spouse does in their own free time? Why is someone’s wife having so many conversations about this? So often they have to make a cringe “meme” to respond to these supposedly frequent conversations? Why is this persons wife straight up attacking other women and saying their spouse is unfaithful as if that is somehow the obvious outcome of thinking Lego is nerdy or whatever the point was

This is made up

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
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