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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

19 to 20.

any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

100%

best pajamas are made of leather...

I promise, I'm not a psychopath.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

Dude I'm 18 for life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior

Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

[–] [email protected] 87 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

8- got sensitive nipples.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I CAST NAP NAP

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago

20 is the way

[–] [email protected] 69 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I'm too oily to sleep naked... #2 all the way, preferable in a shirt that's at least 2 sizes too big.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

nap is 18 and bedtime is 20

[–] [email protected] 70 points 19 hours ago (25 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Username doesn't check out

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