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[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago) (1 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

5 / 15 gang here, what's up?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

curious? about what? im that person, including the 20, ask me anything. im curious to hear whats interesting about sleeping without clothes…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Either 1 or 20

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Well i hope the blanket doesn't get any funny ideas

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

20 and its the only correct way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

That's what sheets are for

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Loose old 5

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I'm sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

REALEST COMMENT HERE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Occasionally my wife has slept in a bralette instead of a shirt. Apparently she thinks it’s comfy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

19 to 20.

any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

100%

best pajamas are made of leather...

I promise, I'm not a psychopath.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

20 is where it's at, for sure.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Fixed it more better

Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

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