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[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

He bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so he had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so he had to get that in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which he knows you hate, or that. So he wore that ridiculous thing for you.