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Watching The Goonies on repeat every single day

Cranking your hog for somewhat longer than is typically considered socially acceptable, as a hobby.

(NSFW) The millennial to zoomer sex revolution

sexpat ---> passport bro
cybersex ---> e-sex
online dating ---> e-date
game ---> rizz
cake ---> gyat
doggystyle ---> backshots
fapping ---> gooning

goon (v):

1. to masturbate
2. to near orgasm while masturbating but delay climax. see edging
3. to practice a sexual fetish in which one consumes internet pornography that portrays the viewer as a "porn addict" who cannot stop themselves. see hypno

my 2 cents: most people are using it as a replacement for the word "pervert". it's why everyone calls those gamers who whine about how the woke left is forcing unattractive women into their video games gooners, i think in the past people would have just called them perverts

Gooning I think isn't real. However the goon mindset is real. All the guys who refuse to play a game without anime tiddies are that. Just soaking their brains in low level dopamine constantly through waifu media. This is better than other drugs but this is still just self medication to treat the alienation one suffers under capitlaism

It's masturbation in quantities that people know full well is unhealthy but has been renamed to make it an identity and a point of pride.

This can be anything between those that spend 2-3 hours masturbating per day to those that masturbate for 48 hours straight non stop.

My personal belief is that it was intentionally amplified by marketers in the porn industry to bring it to mainstream in order to have this group of people grow as they're the vanguard of porn culture. Now rather than identify negatively with what they do they identify as gooners proudly.

The mainstreaming of the word has flattened its meaning into any act of masturbation being a goon session.

If the Vice article is to be believed the committed gooners try and fill their field of vision with screens playing porn while they crank their hogs for hours.

It's when you're an Arsenal fan

From what I gathered, "gooning" used to be a more niche sexual fetish in more gay spaces, where gay men would use poppers/other stimulants while self-pleasuring, thats where the weird grimace aspect comes from. Its now evolved into meaning self-pleasuring for a long time? Or just like being horned up in general? And having a porn addiction?

my understanding is gooning is when you're jorkin it but the purpose is to just lose yourself in the pleasure of the jork for as long as you can, but that's only my understanding through the literature ive been presented on the subject

it's when there are stairs in your house

or aren't stairs in your house

I think aren't? and that way, you're protected

I support Finkelstein's position on gooning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CITvCkdE9wc

I thought ot was having multiple screen of porn playong at once and going on long sessions

Think of the difference between wanking and gooning like the difference between someone who rides a bike casually and someone who rides a bike as a hobby. If you're really into riding bikes you get like the bike shorts, fancy helmet, shoes, lights, bells, fancy expensive bike, you ride you bike for hours not as a commute or to reach a destination but because you like bicycling. And then some people just have like a regular bike with no special outfits and accoutrement and maybe they just ride around the neighborhood for a little exercise. Gooning is like turning out the lights, multiple screens, lube, poppers, alcohol, weed, hour plus long sessions, multiple videos playing at once, hypnotic voice overs, all kinds of "extra" stuff. To put it bluntly if I'm horny and just want to finish and it takes like a couple minutes at most, that's not gooning. If I am locked up in my room for 2 hours getting crossfaded, flipping through dozens of videos, and edging a bunch of times, that's gooning.

Originally it referred to the transition state between edging and actually cumming (cooming) where it feels so good youre "gone" (where the name comes from)

Now it means high levels of masturbation