this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I am [age] and enjoy this content that is targeted at [other generation or demographic]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The video title is probably "Punchline"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's like those video where the narrator simply exactly explains what happens on screen as you see it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's a laugh track for people who think they don't respond to the exact same social que in another setting 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Oh wait I thought this was supposed to be a tumblr or microblog snip, but it's avid. Yeah that's a constant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's weird, some people make six figures saying "dude" a lot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

who's seeing this in 2025???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

WEVE GOT PUNCHLINE BEFORE GTA6 😭😭 💀 💀 💀🤯 🤯 🤯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Sops for LinkedIn bit different

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

and ofcourse pinned in the comments 'my dad got mad at me because is started a free OnlyFans for my 18th birthday'

[–] [email protected] 170 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

video posted Jan. 1st 2025

8000000 likes

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You're missing the pinned "Omg, this is crazy, but I just got a $750 gift card from the code in the description! 💕💕"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I've figured out a solution for those, actually. My channels' word blacklists includes every single emoji.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"Anyone watching in current year?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw a top comment on a music video on YouTube with "Anyone watching on specifically today's date". Tons of engagement because of course everyone is watching today.

Dude just had a script setup to edit the comment every day, so for years it always asked about today's date.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's funny asf, but to what end? What does the commenter get out of engagement? Are they a sock puppet of the creator trying to drive interactions in the comments?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have no idea. Guess people like getting thumbs ups and comments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

To me better than "current year anyone?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

In case the paper calendar on the wall has stopped working, you can always go to a 13 year old YouTube upload and look for this comment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope that as of 05/14/2025 that you live a happy life 😍

If you're reading this comment in 2023, I hope you have a lovely day ❤😍😘❤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The years so far have only had 12 months each...

/s

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My father loved this meme. My favorite memory is of reading this meme with him sitting on the couch with the family puppy. He died tragically ten years ago, hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck while taking our puppy to the vet to have puppy aids treatment. I cry every time I see this meme.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck is crazy 💀💀💀

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Punchline" 💀💀

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ayo not "punchline " ffs I'm dead

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"Biden's economy"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I can never tell if it’s bots or if people are just so unoriginal. I mean I’m not that original myself, but at least I’m self aware.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For extra accuracy you should have made it a repost with tons of engagements of an original post by a different users with barely any engagements

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Reverse shout-out to Barstool sports on tiktok

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tiktok is really bad about this. I'd say it's worse than YouTube comments.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

NAHHHHH "worse than YouTube comments" IS CRAZYYYYY

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

bro think its worse than youtube comments💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

“Worse than youtube comments” got me crying 😭

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Bro literally thought 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😏🥸😂😂😂1️⃣ 1 👍 like 🟰 equals 1️⃣ 1 🙏 prayer

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

“”Punch line”💀💀”💀💀

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Punchline Situation is Diabolical

@SomeDude • 8 hours ago

2.8M Views

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
character: punchline"

going back to 2018-era youtube comment sections is painful

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think the issue stemmed from Stream Comments whose fast paced nature causes a situation where you're more likely to feel ignored for a thoughtful contribution but feel like part of the monkey pack if you howl the same stuff everybody else is howling.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That doesn't bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.

So much worse is:

OP: "This [noun] is [adjective]."

Commenter 1: "This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY."

Commenter 2: "[Noun] isn't [adjective]... BECAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!"

At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he's so funny on reddit. She doesn't really listen.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Punchline isn't even funny. Anyone who laughs is an idiot and the creator deserves to die.

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[–] blarth 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Me responding “yes” when two options are presented

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

10% of comments are legitimately funny or well thought out and add something to your experience

Unfortunately, you have to wade through the other 90% to get to them

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