My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, "Damn that is some realistic looking water!" Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

Image so old it got moldy

It’s semen

Wouldn't recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

They told me it was already published by Shakespeare.

Mostly only an issue for laptops.

Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

I think there used to be a program for windows to lock the keyboard, too. Themed around protecting from cats walking across it, if anyone wants to look.

How are your pubes getting near your k--

wait, no I don't want the answer to that question.

Unplugging the keyboard requires getting down on my hands and knees, groping around to find a plug I can't visually see, and probably dislocating my shoulder in the process.

And then even more luck required to get the plug I can't see back IN, trying the USB every single way blind by feel only, and neither way wants to accept it's the right one.

It's an absolute last resort.

ok but get this: I have a laptop

Chiaboard.

Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn't know.

What is "unplug"? /j

Sounds like a mouthwash company

I usually open vim.