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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Why did I get in this thread ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Your hands look like my hands. Have you been complimented on your lunula?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not to shame, but uh, what, uh... what exactly were you doing right before taking that picture?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This might backfire..I love sour candy

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Meant bitter, not sour. There is no way anybody likes that taste.

But even if you do, for me it wasn't 'this is so disgusting I'm not gonna bite anymore' but more my brain snapping out of unconsciously biting as soon as I realized the taste and then you get a brief moment to consciously stop.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hand lotion and learn how to give yourself a manicure. 5 minutes a week and your hands will thank you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Iโ€™ve been searching for something

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Hello Anxiety, my old friend...

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

No.

Moisturize with lotion, especially if you wash them very frequently or have other underlying skin conditions such as pet allergies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My fingernails and cuticles are hella fucked up. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Like my nails aren't smooth. They're like... Low poly models with visible faces.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not all fingers, usually only 1 or 2. Now my left index and right thumb has these holes

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't know - those fingernails and cuticles look way better than mine!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If your cuticles do this on their own, or you notice pitting on or under your nails, it might be an early sign of psoriasis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My sibling in Christ Please Drink Some Water

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

How did y'all get a picture of my hand after a couple weeks of biting my fingernails?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have cracks on the corners of my fingers, beside the nail. They run deep and I have to put Polysporin with lidocaine on them to reduce the throbbing sting. It's due to a combination of biting my nails and working a job that requires constant antibacterial hand-washing. I hate it.

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