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[–] 165 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 76 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm starting to remember his name and I don't want to 🤢

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    [–] 128 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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    Where we're going we won't need fingernails

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

    This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

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    [–] 57 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I did until like a week ago.

    I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.

    What I did:

    • Bought some Nails Inc Cuticle Oil (I am male, but it works). You just add a bit and rub it in. I now use this most days and definitely after climbing.
    • I know that with a poor diet I am likely missing vitamins as some of my nails had lines down them. I take a cheap multi vitamin everyday.
    • I am conscious to drink more water, although I already drink 2-3liter a day.
    • I am making plans to improve my eating habits as I get decision fatigue and really just don’t eat enough. Think I’ve been alive too long that food is just meh at this point. But I went climbing yesterday on hardly anything and felt incredibly sick.

    My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm positive 95% of your results came just from drinking more water. when your hands look like the picture, it's almost definitely because you're chronically dehydrated.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I am not so sure. As I said in the post I drink a lot of water.

    So I wake up and have a cup of tea and for evening meal I have a can of Pepsi. Everything else in the day is just water and never less than 1.5 litres.

    For me at least I think it was the climbing chalk and poor eating habits so lacking vitamins. I guess I’ll never truly know and it’s good advice to be hydrated.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You gave me fairly panic with that nail lines constant and I just had to go look it up.

    No, nails having lines going down them is not necessarily a sign of vitamin deficiency. Turns out that the majority of the time it's completely harmless and a sign of aging. Both index fingers and my right middle finger have a very faint dark line going from cuticle tip.

    Your mileage may vary, IDK about your personal diet etc. just wanted to chime in about the nails thing

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    [–] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Stop eating your cuticles, lol

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  • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Melatonin is what makes people sleep

    You're thinking of melinoma

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
    You’re thinking of melancholy

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Fuck you.

    Just fuck you and quit attacking me

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Moisturizer

    Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

    I've worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles ..... it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals ... which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it's worse in the dry cold air.

    So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I've tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

    For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn't need help .... but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don't care what anyone says about it.

    I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Mom turned me onto corn husker's oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab'll do ya, doesn't leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.

    My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker's oil, GTG.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I used to get this all the time. Now, if I get a hangnail, I liberally drench my hands in lotion, and put on nitrile gloves for an hour or so to force it to soak in.

    A family friend gets me Gojo Hand Medic, which my fragile masculinity appreciates.

    I also found it works well for breaking in leather work gloves.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    How did you get that photo of my hand?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Interesting how much people don't understand. So for u normies, non autistic people here: NO , the skin doesn't get like that by its own, it's not moisture, cream or anything, it's just we can't stop messing with our thingers and constantly damage the border of nails like that.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Have you tried going to a doctor to see what is wrong? PPE if you work somewhere hazardous? Moisturizing if you're somewhere very dry?

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Aahhh, plucking my fingers. It's so ingrained in my head that there is some special separate process (that I don't control) in my brain taking care of this.

    My wife will slap my hands when I do it because I asked her to help me stop it but even when in my head I'm like "stop. It. Now." then one hand just moves to the other and starts plucking and I'm like "wtf, I said stop!"

    The one thing that I've noticed that helps is prayer beads. I'm atheist, but they work wonders to occupy that little process in my head, I redirect all it's attention to those beads and so with one hand I'm moving the beads one click forward every half second or so all day long. That works!

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Why did I get in this thread 😨

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Dermatophagia is a bitch.

    Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

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