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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I know it's not my normal taste in vehicles, but it's so ugly I want it!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

New in 1992 mind you

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It’s like a Chevy Lumina rear ended a Toyota Previa

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That thing is huge. Looks like it should seat 12

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The Columbus, dedicated to Christopher Columbus, was a 7-seater MPV van designed as an ultra-high level status vehicle ideal for the urban scenarios of the United States.

This will appeal to precisely nobody.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The year was 1992. Chevy Astro vans were decked out as Explorers for kid-hauling duty. The more car-like minivan hadn't quite hit it's prime and the crossover/SUV craze hadn't taken foot in suburbs. I could see this monster making some sales. I mean, the Pontiac Trans Sport/Chevy Lumina Van made some sales and could be stylistic cousins

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

We’re talking about an era when this thing had sex appeal

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Here me out, make it bright yellow and sprays confetti out of the exhaust!

Change your mind?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Honestly seems appropriate for a car named after Columbus. Maybe it's hideous as an art piece? A metacommentary on the horrors of slavery/capitalism?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Isn't that one called Cybertruck?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Beautiful. I want to frame your comment.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The description on the site is almost like a parody.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

This abomination is so ugly it almost takes the crown from the Fiat Multipla and Tesla Cybertruck.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

...I want to put a lift kit on it so I can look down at big truck people from a van.

Also needs truck/train horn on it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You are a legend and a hero!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Was planned to have a 5l V12. Are we just going to gloss over that?!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That rim sure is nostalgic.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Does italdesign translate to train shaped?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Did they collaborate with Chrysler on that Voyager III concept because this thing is almost identical looking.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Multiple Personality Vehicle?

this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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