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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly we'd probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer

[–] [email protected] 181 points 2 days ago (6 children)

What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It literally took until the "signed America over to Canada" line before I was confident it was fake.

Fuck, this is a weird timeline. At least Hitler was eloquent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I’d say more diligent. He was screaming like a madman but practiced in front of a mirror.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I mean, there is literally 0 chance Trump has listened to or even heard of the ... band? musical group? ... Boards of Canada, only took me 7 words.

But uh hey, if you've never heard of em, give em a listen.

In particular, here's the last song, the outro 'manifesto' of their album 'Music has the right to children', their debut in 1998.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnopyFg5msU

Rather poignant message.

Whole album is also great, of course.

Oh uh, headphones recommended.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I don't want them to control what I say or think, just what other people say or think, and I want to be the one in charge of all that, or at least be on the side that's in control of that. -- An uncomfortably large portion of the U.S.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

He could never have such good taste in music.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No way Trump appreciates Boards of Canada.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Is this real or fake? I can't tell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Way too long

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I thought it was real until the part where he gives away the US to Canada and Greenland. Had that not been in there I would've fallen for it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also, unironically, couldn't tell. That's not a great sign, when you look at gibberish like that and your first thought is "that... genuinely could be him...". Then you come to the comment section, and you're still not sure, because everyone else was unsure too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Trump's paradox

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It is never FAKE EVER, AS USUAL.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

LLM have come such a long way. They can mimick that cum sock perfectly and it only costs like a swimming pool of water and electricity to run a small Swiss village in the alps.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump listens to Boards of Canada once and becomes a good person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Trump has the right to BoC.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

The fact that there is a possibility that this is real and not Satire tells a lot about american society

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this satire or real? I really can't tell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

came to the comments to find out… still can't tell…

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I saw Boards of Canada at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is fake, the real Boards of Canada love electrical infetterence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I think Boards of Canada is a pretty cool guy. Eh likes electrical infetterence and doesn't afraid of anything

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this a copypasta or was that just off the cuff lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This is true, I was there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Want to say I've seen this on reddit years ago and it was a different celebrity mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a stroke about seven words in. Could someone tell me what this is about?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But what does he think of Trans Canada Highway?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can we talk about Boards of Canada for a sec? Such surreal music. It has a special place in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just revisited their discography yesterday. They're not usually my favourite type of music, but they have something special going on. Nothing else hits the spot when I'm in a BOC mood which happens pretty often. The pitched vocal sample in Music is Math that goes "eeeeee-onnnnngh" just appears in my head randomly all the time, and same with the one that says "the past inside the present". They're masterful with their use of samples.

I recently came across this video of ixi listening to Geogaddi for the first time and breaking it down. It was a pleasure to see someone's first reaction and with such a depth of music knowledge. Worth a watch imo - https://youtu.be/rQTPgDT1L14

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Boards of Canada kick fucking ass. That much is true.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Regardless of if this is real or not, "he" types just like he speaks. I read that in trumps voice in my head.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually wish this was real lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Trumo should be in mental institution, not White House. Seriously.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i imagine every capital word hes just screaming it and its not him its the guy that plays him from snl and then i reamber theres a chance this is real and i just get sad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I prefer múm, but BOC is pretty good too.

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