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[-] [email protected] 102 points 3 months ago

And sometimes it’s a hot air balloon.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

It was always the balloon for me. Never seen the house.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Depends on the brand that made the autorefractor

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nidek uses the hot air balloon. Topcon uses the house on the prairie.

I am not sure if it's exclusive to either brand though. Both are Japanese manufacturers.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I think Zeiss also uses the house. And Nikon if I remember right?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It was (and is) always the house for me. Never seen the balloon.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Actually they are the same picture of a cat, and your eyesight is just much worse than you thought.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

You deserve the eye puff now for not explaining it to them...

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

The punishment does not fit the crime your honor!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You blinked. Time for another eye puff

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Last time I went they've modified the air puff, it's not so puffy now!

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

You mean they "w" don't know.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

If you wore glasses, you'd get it. It's an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn't really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they'll have to do it again. I've sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it's probably more accurate, and it doesn't initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

That's weird. I've been getting tests for decades and never saw the picture. It's always been a yellow light. Several years ago the doctor switched to a pressure test because the air puff isn't as accurate.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you wore glasses, you'd get it.

I wear glasses and never had a glaucoma test in my life. It is not necessarily common here to get your eyesight tested at a doctor's though, rather it's tested at a "glasses shop".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Okay I'm going to step in here, you're both not wrong, you just might come from places with different systems. Where I live (Los Angeles) there are opticians (the glasses shop) and optometrists (the eye doctor). Opticians can do a basic check of your eyesight or the prescription in your existing glasses. But they don't do a complete eye exam, which includes checking your retinas and eye pressure and looking for cataracts, among other things. For that you need an optometrist. And if they think you might have something serious, they'll send you to an opthalmologist.

Many optometrists also sell glasses, because there you are with your eyes and new prescription. But your eye health is their main thing.

And some opticians are actually better at fitting you with the most comfortable and effective glasses, because that's their main thing.

Where I go, a very good optometrist and a glasses shop sort of share a space, and I often get my glasses at that shop, but I used to walk out with my prescription and shop at a different excellent optician before he retired.

Anyway, if you've never had a complete eye exam, including glaucoma test, you probably should. Especially because some eye health issues are more common in people who need glasses.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, at a glasses shop, where the doctor is. You can choose to opt out of glaucoma testing. They're probably just automatically checking the opt out box for you to save time, but if you ask, they'll give you the test.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No, there are no doctors at the shops. And even if the shops usually opt you out, my point still stands that wearing glasses doesn't necessitate getting this meme.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

OP doesn't realize that an optometrist isn't an ophthalmologist. Optometrists check your vision. Opthalmologists will also check medical conditions like glaucoma.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And opticians make/sell glasses

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I posted a long comment to the person you're discussing with, but I want to mention a person could have an eye exam including glaucoma test and have 20/20 vision, not needing any glasses.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Uh, never seen anything on the poofy glaucoma test. This is an autorefractor image to dial in your prescription.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why would you do a glaucoma test for glasses? I've been using them for 15 years now and it's the first time I'm seeing that in my life.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Maybe get your eyes checked?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Before i read the other comments I thought you were just being sarcastic and slightly aggressive. Lol

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I hate this test, never get used to it. Sort of a two for flinching kind of thing.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I hate the one where they photograph your retina with a bright flash

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I feel like I always have to apologize to the tech because I hate the sure thing so much. My eyelids preemptively want to close because they know what’s coming

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I guess this checks out. I have no clue, and 20/15 vision 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Theres an eye exam test where you align images. Sometimes its a farmhouse and sometimes a hot air balloon.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That's why I didn't get it, it's always the hot air balloon for me.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When did this become a thing? I don't remember ever doing this but I haven't had an eye exam since 2018

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Idk I'm not really well versed in the history of Opthalmology.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, gotcha. Til

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I got LASIK when I was 19. Doctor at the time was like "You may want to hold off since you're still growing." I said "What do you know doc, shut up and slice me!"

So imagine my surprise when I'm going to get glasses 12 years later, and they've now got all these fancy machines doing shit. My eye appointments in my teens were dark room, eye drops to dillate, read some letters, then the thing with the lenses "which is better, 1 or 2?"

Now you go in and hit machine after machine after machine, and that house/balloon decides when it's clear for you. Really incredible shit.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's an autorefractor machine and it's not exactly accurate (they over-correct a lot), nor is it legal or ethical to prescribe a medical ophthalmic device with it alone. You need subjective refraction done by an eye doctor so you can get the best lenses that you need. Also you could possibly need prisms for any tropia.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh sure, yeah we end up going in the room and doing what I assume is subjective refraction, based off my understanding of the English language, but it seems like the machine kinda narrows down the starting window, that's my layman vibe. You seem like you are more than a layman and I appreciate your input.

I have asthigmastism. My daughter likes prisms, but those are rocks.

Back to the subjective refraction, sometimes I can't decide between 1 and 2. And yeah we go to 3 and 3 is shit, and so we are back to 1 and 2, and it's a stalemate.

Overall, I like going to the eye doctor. They are the antithesis of dentists as far as the doctor world goes.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Zoomed in so you don't have to

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Took me long enough. Thought it was like the fancy pooh bear meme or something.

Glasses can’t be that bad though right? This looks more like a scope.

Edit: oh shit, I still didn’t get it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

In Russian part of the internet, that would be a "I'd plow her" meme. I don't know about this case. But I would.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I would have known if you used the hot air balloon picture instead.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Am I supposed to be able to read the address on the house?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A C F H K G X (I’m sure if I say random letters I’ll at least get some right!) - Sir this is a house, the letter test comes later…

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