I'd fuckin wake up sneezing
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Would this include all wolves? Because as an ecologist I'd have to oppose. We can't have a bunch of silly cats roaming yellowstone
They'd turn into whatever big cat works for that biome.
Hmmmm you'd have to invent a new kind of cat
Already on it
don't threaten me with a good time
How far into caniforms and feliforms is this swap going?
Just go back until something works
Like, seals are caniforms, are they swapping to a hypothetical cat-seal? (not sea lions, those are also caniforms)
Oh! We're going on vibes based taxonomy cause cats are all kinds of fucked up to follow otherwise. Seals with cat ears are fine
Imagine a cat with the body of a dobermann or something, that guy would ruin your entire house
Doggirl would be catgurl
Well, thatd really be something
This says a lot about society
We'd probably call it freaky caturday
You know what? Fuck you bithc cats your dog
I dogify your cat. I dog it up!
i'd have a bit more dogs now and a bit few cats but honestly my household would basically be the same
I think I'd have to deal with more poop but fewer farts.
I don't think my cat would want to be a dog and would be pretty bummer about it so I hope it doesn't happen
idk my dog be fartin
All Cats Are Beagles
There'd be some very funny looking animals during the middle of that night.
My husky probably wouldn't notice.