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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I'd fuckin wake up sneezing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Would this include all wolves? Because as an ecologist I'd have to oppose. We can't have a bunch of silly cats roaming yellowstone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They'd turn into whatever big cat works for that biome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hmmmm you'd have to invent a new kind of cat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Already on it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

don't threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How far into caniforms and feliforms is this swap going?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just go back until something works

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like, seals are caniforms, are they swapping to a hypothetical cat-seal? (not sea lions, those are also caniforms)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Oh! We're going on vibes based taxonomy cause cats are all kinds of fucked up to follow otherwise. Seals with cat ears are fine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine a cat with the body of a dobermann or something, that guy would ruin your entire house doggirl-sweat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Doggirl would be catgurl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Well, thatd really be something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

This says a lot about society

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

We'd probably call it freaky caturday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know what? Fuck you bithc cats your dog

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I dogify your cat. I dog it up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

i'd have a bit more dogs now and a bit few cats but honestly my household would basically be the same

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think I'd have to deal with more poop but fewer farts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't think my cat would want to be a dog and would be pretty bummer about it so I hope it doesn't happen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

idk my dog be fartin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

All Cats Are Beagles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

There'd be some very funny looking animals during the middle of that night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

My husky probably wouldn't notice.