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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (www.livescience.com)
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[-] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago

🤌

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

🤏

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

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[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The end of days has come

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[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago

2023, but good find

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago

This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Thats it, you won the comments section.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago

Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago

Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

Wang! Pay attention!

Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Cock your head! Do you see it?!

Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago

Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Everything reminds me of him 😞

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

c/BrandNewSentence

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

THE PROPHECY!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

It’s just the tip.

😶‍🌫️

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

phallus [...] floating in conception bay

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."

Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This happened two years ago…

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's old, but... I'll allow it.

Also...

Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.

Now it's your turn.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Someone had an interesting "on this day"

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