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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Slam it so hard you could make it ding. If you were still mad, you could then yank the cord out of the wall. If you still weren't done, you could throw it across the room, and it would be just fine, when you calmed down, plugged it back in, and set it on the table again.
The phone would, but the wall impacted would have a hole
We had one that had a really long cord on it and when my older sisters would walk into another room with it, I'd run up and unplug it from the base then disappear. Fuck I had some good hiding spots.
Flip phones are where it was at. Conversation had you mad? Bye! CLACK!
And the ringer in the phone was a physical bell with a little magnetically-actuated hammer, so if you slammed the receiver down hard enough, the bell would actually resonate for a little while after. You know how some people use a bell slowly fading out as a meditation tool? That's the association I have for that sensation.
"AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!" slam
ding
+1 enlightenment points
"You know how some people use a bell slowly fading out as a meditation tool? That's the association I have for that sensation."
Oh man, this comparison is going to stick with me; it's one of my favourite things I've read in recent weeks
Thanks! I debated whether to include it, because it's definitely one of those "well my brain sure isn't normal!" things, but now I'm glad I did.
And slam it over and over. And the phone was fine.
Beating the earpiece against the metal pay phone and not even a scuff mark.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of Bakelite?"
Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn't enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.
I enjoyed the flip phone, like, this convo sucks, clap and closed
Answering on flip phones was equally boss. When you master that perfect wrist flip where you can just crack the hinge a little with your thumb and let the flip do the rest of the work.
So satisfying every time.
This was so unbelievably satisfying….Fuck you! SLAM … brrring …SLAM … brrring … over and over again
Dropped my old Nokia 5 floors. Mom on call didn't even notice. Thing worked afterwards too.
If you had a Touch Tone phone, you could hold any button while on a call and the noise would annoy sales callers, or the creepy heavy breathers that would call.
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"....so, anyway, as i was say--"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
"..."
Also, each button was a combination of 2 frequencies, each row and each column had a certain frequency. So, each button was a combination of those two.
But, if you pushed two buttons on the same row, or two buttons in the same column, you could get a single "note". So, you could play very basic tunes.
Boomer moment: I'm 30 but never got used to the feeling of modern smartphones against out ears. It's terrible and I can never hear or be heard well enough. It's to a point where I always answer in speakerphone or with headphones, facilitated by not answering the phone often. Recently I've been wishing to get an old phone-like accessory for my smartphone so I could do calls in a comfortable way.
... Then again, during covid I learned to answer phones around the lab on speakerphone, too, and these were classic-style phones. So maybe I'm a lost cause
Edit: old cellphones were fine, it's just smartphones that have the worst possible shape and texture to hold them against my ear. Sadly, my parents still see that as the primary use for a phone.
I’m 30 but never got used to the feeling of modern smartphones against out ears.
I'm almost 5 decades into this weird mess and yeah, I still am not that comfortable with sliding a cold, smooth, oily, touch-screen with all kinds of sensitive buttons and screen options across my ear when having a phone call. I've always hated it compared to the comfort of an old corded-phone speaker that was pleasantly curved for privacy and had a solid, comfortable handle. You could throw that thing against the wall, drop it while you're talking, set it down for an hour and forget about it (for those kinds of calls.)
On the other hand, I almost never get phone calls anymore. People straight up stopped calling each other. I get maybe one a week at work, but even there most calls are scheduled Teams or Zoom calls. People hate talking to each other given the choice, everyone has withdrawn to a world of text messages and private discord servers.
Not saying things were better in the old days, but this is a major factor in our societal de-socialization crisis.
Yeah to me it's weird that phones are flat slabs now. That whole concept would have looked stupid in the 80s or even the 90s.
And, the phones were built to take it.
Nowadays, we see the answer to the question "What if we made the hinges plastic?" in almost everything we do, everywhere we go.
AFAIK, one reason for that is that AT&T was the monopoly provider of telephone equipment. They didn't have to compete with anybody who might undercut them for price. In addition, people often rented their phones, paying a small rental charge every month. That meant that AT&T built the phones to last. They were extremely solid because AT&T didn't ever want to have to replace a phone that someone was renting.
I got the 2024 moto razr+ flr my work phone when ATT had it on sale for almost nothing since nobody was buying them
I'd forgotten how satisfying it was to hang up by snapping the phone shut.
I would usually call my friends from lowest to highest digits in their phone number
And if you were on the receiving end, you heard the slam. Or, so I've been told...
Nah bro, they actually felt it. You probably never got slammed so you don't know, but the person on the other end would suddenly fly across the room like a truck hit them, that's why we saved the phone slam for when someone REALLY deserved it. Good times.
I got phone slammed once. I died.
Condolences, you will be missed.
Oof, this speaks to me. I hang up on marketing calls 3-4 times a week, and boy this does sound way more satisfying than just tapping a touchscreen.
There's a pizza place in the nearby city that has almost the same number as mine, there's just one number difference. For the last few years I've been answering numbers I don't know as the pizza place. When they ask for me I act frustrated and say,
"look I'll tell you what I tell all the other telemarketers, you bought a bad list and got the number for a pizza place. "my name" doesn't work here, and never has. Now do me a favor and drop this number, I'm getting sick of giving this speech 10 times a day".
If they haven't hung up by that point, which they usually have, I say have a good day then hang up. I've noticed my spam calls have significantly dropped off after starting this, maybe it's coincidence and they're dropping my number because it's not generating income, but just in case it is working I'm going to keep doing it.
I've found that playing porn very loudly when marketers call is a good way to get added to the Do Not Call list very quickly.
The boomers are arriving.
lmao. no, mostly gen x and millennials. boomers are stuck on Facebook and xitter.
And you could mumble what an they are afterwards.
I had a friend that would do this regardless of the phone call he had even if it was a pleasant one. It was pretty comical.
You can still do that if you don't mind buying a new phone after.