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[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry but where's the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

You might need to take a long shower friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Brother, you need to go for a long walk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Ghoulish" are you sure you are using that word correctly?

Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Hey there smoothskin...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You...have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Someone made a joke on the internet?

They must be unwell.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Big B's small T's.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

Wouldn't trade it for anything.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

That's a grannyboy twink!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

(I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves

Disney: Well done, Disney!

Disney: Thanks, Disney!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Citric acid

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

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