If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.
I'm sorry but where's the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
You might need to take a long shower friend.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Brother, you need to go for a long walk
"Ghoulish" are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
Are you not a native english speaker?
Yes, it's my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
Your phrasing didn't sound ironic at all, review the puzzled replies and rethink your notions of how well tone travels over text messages.
Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we're currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it's entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
I hope you're copying and pasting this to every other user who thought your comment was inexplicable or I will know you're just sore.
Sure, but the other comments are well within the range of normal replies to that soft of thing. The other commentors did not launch into a tirade that eventually included baffling accusations of impersonation. That's where things got particularly dicey for me.
Hey there smoothskin...
You...have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.
Someone made a joke on the internet?
They must be unwell.
You misunderstand, the comment may or may not have been a joke, it wasn't funny, it was just weird, but everyone made it INTO a joke. NOW we're all laughing, because of the replies.
You're the one too intense and taking this too seriously, unless your an alt of the person who used the weird word "ghoulish" to describe erotic disney fan art, then I guess I understand the irritation at people making the best of a weird moment.
This has been another episode of "over-explaining shit until it stops being funny and becomes contentious because one goddamn person can't figure out what's going on and tried to make it into an issue."
Jesus, are you okay?
What the fuck are you even on about?
Aha, so you ARE their alt hahaha thank you for making it make sense
What?
Keep trying, I'm done.
You're a confusing person and I'm not really sure I understand your psychology, or why you think I'm actively using two accounts to thwart your disability.
I've read through this whole thread three times and just cannot make sense of it. I have no idea how anyone could contest that people do in fact do what you're describing, I think you described it humorously and I don't get the contention of you calling them ghoulish, it's a reasonable description to describe the degeneracy. Maybe they think you're being too mean? Honestly not sure but wanted you to know you're not the only one confused.
I don't know either, but thanks for your reply. The more I interact with some of the commentors, the more bewildered I'm left after. First weird interaction I've had on Lemmy.
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That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
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Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:
How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?
Eyelashes!
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.
Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"
Its literally on the first page. 💀
(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)
i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)
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Looks like Little John and Robin Hood
Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.
As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.
Wouldn't trade it for anything.
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I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves
Disney: Well done, Disney!
Disney: Thanks, Disney!
All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
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