Tesla sales WAYYYY down… missed earnings on EPS and revenue… somehow the stock goes up?
this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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Yes. You simply have no clue how the stock market works. Short term price action means nothing. More than 90% of all trades are done by bots on complex algos.
And there goes the national debt...TO THE MOON 📈📈📈
yeah some of the billionaires money isn't even real, the government just gives it to them without having it in the first place
any global conflicts currently? nope.
any actual national emergencies currently? nope.
any international catastrophes recently? nope.
republicunt in the white house? yup.
ding. ding. we have a winner. to the fucking moon the debt shall go.
s/nope/not yet/g
Give it time, Trumpler will have all 3.
But because of the belligerent attitude other countries stopped buying US debt, at a time where debt is exploding and up for renewable. Something is going to break.
And the only real stipulations is the oppression of your workers and bending the knee to those more money than you.
Goddamnit, I hate this shit. Its simple, folks. You have to spend money to make money. That's how the saying goes, and that's how the world works. When my car insurance goes up despite my flawless driving record, I don't ask them to explain where the money is going, I just pay my fucking bills. When my rent gets increased despite the house I'm in literally falling apart around me, I don't ask why they don't send repair people, I just pay my goddamned rent. You all act so entitled, like there is some great value that is to be derived from your work. You're a fucking slob just like everyone else, and you are lucky that the companies trust you enough to do business with you in the first place. Hell, I'd pay double just to get a meaty black uncut cock in the ass and I'd be thankful for the privilege. I mean, I'd pay them a lot of money for that. Even if it was just one time. Just once, and I would sing their praises. Just, sing. Fuck you, anyway. Fucking slobs. Stop wasting your time posting about this shit online and get back to work.
Had me in the first half. But judging by the downvotes, half the people don't recognize sarcasm :)
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Not trickling down, that's for sure.
More police to fuck us all up.
Musk is still smiling...
Redundancy payments.
The weirdo is taking it
Unrelated, is this a newer format on Twitter or are people manually recreating simple Twitter screenshots for some reason?
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It's a reverse reverse funnel system