The leopard’s are gonna be obese by the summer.
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This will only escalate.. And, across the country...
And I'm here for it.
(How is it possible to have a "Food and Drink" emoji section that has no popcorn emoji*) 🤷♂️ 🤡
I hope they rip each other apart trying to justify their own ignorance and his madness.
Unfortunately their disproportionately overvalued federal representation and votes due to the electoral college they are dragging the rest of us down with them
He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.
Ok, hear me out.
David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It's the only thing that makes sense!!!!!
I've also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos...
They stopped liking Dolly Parton after they found out that she's gives books to kids.
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How many cops have gang tattoos in 'murica? The internet tells me a good deal of them do.
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“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”
^ That line baffles me
The conservative mindset is kind of like a reversed No True Scotsman sometimes. In an inherently hierarchical world where you are OBVIOUSLY at the A, #1, top, “Made in the image of white Jesus” tier, it is a serious insult to question the realness of another. Getting “othered” when you’re one of the Real Americans, one of the Chosen Ones, is a tragedy!
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Going to the midwest sounds like going to the zoo.
It's fucking insane here. I live in a city where people's opinions seem relatively reality-based, but if you get out into the rural areas, the effects of brain drain and media balkanization are on full display.
I don't suggest actually doing this, but you would be absolutely fucking shocked by the overwhelming ignorance of the general population if you were to, say, stop at a bar in rural Iowa.
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Eventually one of these rallies will turn into that church scene from Kingsman
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Someone needs to bring these people a holocaust surviver to show them their tattoo and explain why fascism should never rise again
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Lived in Iowa for a few years, nothing but idiots.
I know some very smart people from Iowa. They left.
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The US is overdue for balkanization. I think the USA will split some time before 2060.
Not fully, but in practice to benefit from no trade barriers. And it'll be done by 2040.
I think what we'll get is no more singular head of state because the Unitary Executive model is a flawed premise that highlights the fragility of having only one person as the chief executive. It's a poison pill. Suggesting it is to suggest inevitable death of the Republic.
What we'll end up with our scaled up Switzerland. An Executive Council of 5/7/9 regionally elected members, with a rotation of who is the ceremonial head of state for functions. I like 7, with more of the East Coast and Midwest consolidated.
But whew...the constitution will need a major overhaul for that to work.
Unitary executive model is a bullshit right wing theory that ignores the entire basis of how our system was designed.
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This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I've read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.
I thought that was their only form of communication
And I feel like this would be a great area for David Attenborough to do a nature documentary on
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I don't feel bad for anyone that voted for trump. Nothing he is doing is a surprise. So far it has been everything he said he wanted to do. Fucking morons got exactly what they voted for.
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I'm trying to fathom this being an actual conversation and not some horribly, awfully scripted sitcom. How the hell is it this bad good lord.
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