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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

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Wilhelm Scream

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

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The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Whatever the brown note is.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like that would just sound like a fart

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder

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it should be so loud that every time i'm eating beans i'm muttering to everyone how sorry i am

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The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

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The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

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Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Audience applause.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The la cucaracha horn from those cars

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Shotgun or a trumpet

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Car tires screeching to a stop

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I choose farts of course.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The iOS notification gong.

I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.

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The transformer transforming sound

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The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped

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Moaning of a hentai girl

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

PSX boot sound

BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

turkey in the straw.

seems to give people happy thoughts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

School bell from The Owl House

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