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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Um actually, spot's taken, go find another niche nerd

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Never understood why people police gender until this very moment: you're going to have to prove you're straight cis to me right now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you see, w-women lea-blush

AND REVVING THIS FUCKA TILL THE ENGINE SPLODES explosion skeleton-motorcycle explosion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

pineapple-spin

THATS WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKIN ABOUT THATS WHY HES THE GOAT! THE GOOOOAAAAAAATTTTT

Fuck it, site tagline??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Mind if a white boy speak a little maoist standard English?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Absolute cinema comment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no, people who are a little nerdy aren't welcome here, you have to be super nerdy to fit in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

One time I got someone to start talking about RuneScape. When I mentioned I never got a fire cape you could hear the disappointment in their voice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yo who wouldn't be comrades with a rad pineapple?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

straight, cis

Sure! meow-hug

and a little nerdy

cringe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

SummoningSalt put out this new video about Sm64 120 star speedru-

O... Oh... Nevermind, or whatever powercry-1

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You may not believe this, because it seems so unfathomable for me to be even a little bit nerdy, but I used to watch Siglemic’s SM64 runs too when I was a teenager. But when I grew up, I managed to overcome my wicked ways and pull this disease out of me together with it’s roots.

I can help you too, comrade. Just take my hand and I will show you a world full of miracles. Like drinking beer until you vomit, buying expensive clothes that you will only wear once, watching sports on TV in a seedy bar... Just take my hand and swear off this embarassment that you carry with you and embrace your new, un-nerdy life. monke-return

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Embarrassed?? About being nerdy? After the Raimi Spiderman films being straight and cis with a little nerd edge to it gave you a little bit of swag. I can't just give that up.

Also, these things that you're suggesting literally don't sound fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There’s NOTHING more fun than getting alcohol poisoning together with your friends. That’s why every cool person is doing it.

Fucking nerds, I swear. badeline-disgust

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well enjoy your expensive clothes and barely being able to hear each other. Grubby is still playing Warcraft 3 and he's hosting an invitational this weekend. Lacari has been grinding 50 % more games per day than the pros have at their peak so I'm rooting for him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

*shoves this damn nerd into a locker and walks away* bridget-yoyo-walk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

muffled screams from trying to go super saiyan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Comrades are comrades so yeah

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

So much for the intolerant left kitty-birthday-sad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

straight, cis

On Hexbear? Yeah, right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's hard enough for some people to swallow. But to top it all off, I tried some adderall in pursuit of seeing if it was worth seeking a diagnosis and all it did was make my heart beat fast. I think I'm neurotypical!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how much of this is a joke but if you suspect that you have ADHD and believe it is having a negative impact on your life then I strongly encourage you seek a diagnosis. Trying medication on your own is not that informative nor is it a substitute for professional help.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't sure whether I just had bouts of fatigue or some kind of inattentive ADHD and I was hoping that trying the medication would show me whether it was worth the effort and cost of trying to get a professional to help (something that historically hasn't scratched the itch for me). I just have a hard time seeing the benefit of someone talking me through feeling non-prodictive and slapping a label on it if the miracle drug isn't going to give me a miracle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've put the cart before horse, you cannot take the medicine to get a diagnosis. There are different medications that work for different people at different doses, you don't just need a psych for the prescription but also to manage how you take it. Try taking an online screening test. If you score highly then consider reading over teacher notes on your school reports and/or discussing it with someone very close that you trust will take the conversation seriously to see if there are ADHD indicators noticed by others. I'm not sure what your history is and I'm not going to push you to anything you don't want to do. But I also don't want to walk past someone who might be dismissing something that could be very beneficial for them based on some DIY that is not representative of what professional help can do. I wish you the best whatever you decide to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you very much, comrade. I've seen people get ripped apart by mental health online and in real life. It's not pretty. I will take this into consideration as I continue to make sure I don't get amogus by my own brain