badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Sure!
SummoningSalt put out this new video about Sm64 120 star speedru-
O... Oh... Nevermind, or whatever
You may not believe this, because it seems so unfathomable for me to be even a little bit nerdy, but I used to watch Siglemic’s SM64 runs too when I was a teenager. But when I grew up, I managed to overcome my wicked ways and pull this disease out of me together with it’s roots.
I can help you too, comrade. Just take my hand and I will show you a world full of miracles. Like drinking beer until you vomit, buying expensive clothes that you will only wear once, watching sports on TV in a seedy bar... Just take my hand and swear off this embarassment that you carry with you and embrace your new, un-nerdy life.
Embarrassed?? About being nerdy? After the Raimi Spiderman films being straight and cis with a little nerd edge to it gave you a little bit of swag. I can't just give that up.
Also, these things that you're suggesting literally don't sound fun.
There’s NOTHING more fun than getting alcohol poisoning together with your friends. That’s why every cool person is doing it.
Fucking nerds, I swear.
Well enjoy your expensive clothes and barely being able to hear each other. Grubby is still playing Warcraft 3 and he's hosting an invitational this weekend. Lacari has been grinding 50 % more games per day than the pros have at their peak so I'm rooting for him.
*shoves this damn nerd into a locker and walks away*
muffled screams from trying to go super saiyan