Weird, what a coincidence

Yeah, it's weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare's work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?

Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn't think so

Shakespeare was an ape

He wrote it in the wrong order tho

He was an ape

Mind. Blown.

What if you could math the monkeys?

Since monkeys tend to hit the same keys repeatedly, rather than trying them all out at random, I'd say your second order monkey business is actually more likely to succeed than the first set of monkeys ever typing out Shakespeare is.

Did he have a loicense for his screaming?

There are quite a few April Fool RFCs, but this one is definitely one of my favourites. This one and RFC 1149 (A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers).

Two new monkeys show up, and even though the infinite rooms and infinite typewriters are already occupied, you can make room for them by making all of the monkeys move over one room, and putting the new monkeys in that newly vacant room with the newly available typewriters.

Yeah, but since an infinite number of monkeys are working on it already, it will be just one copy for each of the infinite number of monkeys.

But arent there infinite monkeys? You should have already seen it written an infinite amount of times in 892 trillion years

We are evolved from a common ancestor to all great apes.

A great ape is not a monkey.

Don’t belittle your heritage or I’ll be forced to resolve this like our ancestors, by slinging feces at you until you leave.