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Infinite Monkey Theorem (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have an infinite number of rooms, so I'm putting two monkeys in each room with two typewriters.

Now I can do it in half the time.

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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Two new monkeys show up, and even though the infinite rooms and infinite typewriters are already occupied, you can make room for them by making all of the monkeys move over one room, and putting the new monkeys in that newly vacant room with the newly available typewriters.

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[–] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Omg I just read about that the other day but I'm too stupid and forgetful... Something about the existence of inf + 1

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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but since an infinite number of monkeys are working on it already, it will be just one copy for each of the infinite number of monkeys.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago

The monkeys now have sex with each other non stop. You're now going at 10% of the speed you were previously.

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