Show me how to live in my ass
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Getting a bit philosophical
A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass
Prison sex in my Ass
I meaaaan....
An ember's arc in my ass
Sabotage in my ass
Listened to this song because of the beastie boys post
ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok
Hell March in my ass?
I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?
I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:
- don't be a fool in my ass
- the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
- dancin (with) my ass
- master of flame in my ass
- the fire and the flames in my ass
- clubbed to death (with) my ass
- dare to be stupid in my ass
- in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass
OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:
- rules of nature in my ass
- meat grinder in my ass
- outrun the wolves in my ass
- sharks in my ass
- ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
- small enemy spider in my ass
Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass
Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass
feel so low in my ass
INEXPLICABLE in my ass
I wish it would rain down... In my ass?
Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass
Mr. Jones in my ass.
Song of the Deep in my ass.
thanks Darren Korb.
Don't stay in my ass.
I’m impressed. It works so much
something about dynomite
That's A-Plenty In My Ass
(From the charming album Bing & Ella)
D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass
Bad Medicine in my ass
Sequoia in my ass. Yikes.
Stockholm Syndrom in my ass.
No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.
Deficit in my ass
The Song of Eärendil in my Ass
When I grow up, in my ass
Molly is a babe, in my ass
Bbydhyonchord in my ass
conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass
Pigeonometry in my ass?
Put the Boogie in your butt (Eddie Murphy) in my ass.
Doesn't change much.
Break In To Break Out in my ass.