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Holy Electrolyte (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Isn't this like 2 yrs old?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Then better not let the priest get closer.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sippin on the haterade as usual.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

it's what believers crave! it's got electrolytes!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They've put out some good shit since then. The Stage is one of all-time favorites. Definitely recommend watching the video that goes with it - shockingly effective visual aid for what looks goofy as fuck at first glance.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Man created god long before AI

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, but this is God 2, electric bugaloo!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I prefer Original God, but God Zero is a pretty good replacement in a pinch.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Original God

...money?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah they don't put him in the uniform anymore lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well, there's water in Gatorade so that checks out. Although I guess by that logic many terrible liquids can also pass for baptism, though I guess Catholics would be into that.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Randal: Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play. Dante: Twelve minutes is hardly a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up. Randal: Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink? Dante: Yeah. Gatorade. Randal: Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? Dante: Exactly! They drank it all!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

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