Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.
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exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.
You're a butthole
akhctually, I'm an asshole
Cause they are full of backdoors.
E Pluribus Anus
They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.
Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.
Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.
E Pluribus Anus
They're this close to the chaos symbol.
They were streets ahead in their logo design...
Great school, really good curriculum, too.
do all circles look like buttholes to you?
Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.
I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.
Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.
Wasnโt there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?
So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.
Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.
If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.
Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.
The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.
What could go wrong.
Because the product is shit, obviously
Dicks in, shit out
Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.
Shit, mostly.
Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?
What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.
I want to believe that was malicious compliance by the designer
Buttholes are funnier, though.
Like CEO, like company.
I think you need to see a doctor.
Cuz AI is usually full of shit?
To represent their creators.
Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.
There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.
Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a rising sun, not a setting one.
*rising
Fixed.
Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.
Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.
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