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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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