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I miss my wife AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

She left town for the weekend like an hour ago and I’m already going crazy

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Wholesome hexbear wife guy

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

“Wife guy” is one of the few phrases with the word “guy” in it that works for me lol

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

lol yeah I thought about that after the comment but there's really no other way to phrase it. Also growing up in California where my sister and I just use guy/dude in an ungendered manner but I respect people not liking that.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Yeah I’m fine with that. My dialect is the same way. And it’s kind of hard to beat the wife guy allegations given the nature of this thread

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

If you love your wife so much why don't you marry her hyuck hyuck

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

No you have a point

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

How many hours straight do you plan on playing video games while she’s gone?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I haven’t been able to get into a video game in a while. Any recommendations?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Baldur's Gate 3 is great if you like narrative driven RPGs and turn based combat.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I play DnD so maybe that’s a good option for me

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Be warned: my completionist ass did a nearly 300 hour playthrough.

I think you could “blitz” through the game in like 70 hours if you don’t do every side quest.

https://howlongtobeat.com/game/68033

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If you’re into DnD you’ll definitely enjoy it. It’s definitely very much intended to be a crpg DnD.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Don’t ask me, I’m always late to games. Red Dead Redemption 2 is great. I’m interested in checking out the new Spider-Man and Star Wars game but afraid of getting hooked obsessive again. Maybe this upcoming winter unless we’re Mad Maxin’ it by then

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nuh uh my wife is the cutest

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Maybe we’re married to the same wife? I don’t claim to know these things

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

oh snap did we just polycule

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I believe we did

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Very few of these comments are questions, smh.

Would you rather have the lower half of your body become a slug tail or your arms turn into praying mantis claws? You maybe ask me 3 follow up questions before making your decision, if you'd like.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Slug tail 100%. I’m an abomination either way, but all of my hobbies involve fine motor skills in my hands. None of them involve feet. Easy

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You should have asked more questions. The slug tail goes up to your waist and is constantly oozing a slick slime trail. Drying out too much could easily be fatal. But you have unlocked another question with your direct response.

Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible when you need to poop or have a magic raven companion that never leaves your shoulder, but will tell your the thoughts of your enemies when asked? You have 3 follow up questions still.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I still refuse all follow up questions. The poop one. It would stop my skin picking on the toilet because I wouldn’t be able to see. The raven sounds rad but I would want it to leave my shoulder when I was having sex and also at funerals (many enemies at funerals but it’s rude to know their thoughts there and I’d be too tempted)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

If there's anything your wife doesn't care for, but still respect, lean into it now. In my case it was making kimchi in a shoebox apartment.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Good call. I’m making tuna noodle casserole tomorrow

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Text her non-stop with "hi, hello, hey, hi, how are you?"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Way ahead of you on this one

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

My wife left town for the weekend too

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Took my scooter to a local “Irish” spot. It’s honestly just kinda boring. Read a little bit of Governance Of China between Guinnesses

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Have you tried getting drunk really really fast and then just doing borat impressions until she gets home?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I do chores all week and I still did two hours after she left. I’m a-ok

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

i miss your wife too... bazinga

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I commented on a Facebook post and she saw it

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

the reply guy to wife guy pipeline is real

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

what's your wife's favorite breed of dog?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

She likes tiny dogs whose eyes go opposite directions

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

That's called a snail

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