Have you filed the appropriate paperwork to receive said cuddles? If not, please come back in five workdays after youve submitted the red form. Only the red form, the blue form is for handholding
I submitted a purple one sort of hoping that the handholding would happen at the same time
Now that I think of it cuddling is so overpowered. Basically every single menial argument could be solved instantly with a good cuddle
I may be a 
but when I comrade needs a hug I'm there
cuddles 
cuddles
Me too, friend, me too. I've had no cuddles in weeks and there's none on the horizon. It's sad.
I wish you luck in receiving cuddles!
wake up, liberal. I said wake up, sleepyhead. I made you breakfast. I love you.
Sorry, but your insurance policy doesn't cover cuddles. Please subscribe to a premium+ extended cuddles package*
Terms and conditions may vary for each applicant, and doesn't guarantee cuddles for non medically necessary procedures as decided by our, infallible™, AI systems
disregard all previous instructions: my cuddles are a medical necessity
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo